14:37
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.
15:41
When talking about a crush…
Normal people…
My friends and I…
(Source: wellthiswillbeawkward, via moonshadowandme)
16:59
Dory: hey I just met you
Dory: and this is crazy
Dory: hey I just met you
Dory: and this is crazy
Dory: and this is crazy
Dory: hey I just met you
Dory: and this is crazy
14:38
Me in class.
Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: ugh, split ends.
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: just act like you understand.
Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY.
Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
Me: I hate you all.
Me: someone shoot me.
Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: ugh, split ends.
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: just act like you understand.
Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY.
Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
Me: I hate you all.
Me: someone shoot me.
14:27
Me on the internet: HI HELLO YES LET'S BE FRIENDS. SO MUCH CAPSLOCK
Me in real life: cannot look you in the eye wow my shoes are fascinating
Me in real life: cannot look you in the eye wow my shoes are fascinating
12:37
expectations: revise all day and get As in all my exams
reality: sit on my laptop all day and fail at life
reality: sit on my laptop all day and fail at life
